Sunday, March 4, 2007

March Forth!

Today was March Fourth, the only day that is a commandment unto itself, and it was also the “first” day of the motorcycling season over here. Most owners keep their bike registered either from March 1 (like me) or April 1 to Oct 31. No sense paying insurance and registration on a bike sitting dormant the winter months.

The first three days of March brought heavy rain and high winds, which precluded any sane person from wheeling their machine out of the shed for even a short ride. But the fourth day dawned crystal clear and the temps were forecast to “soar’ to 55° in most areas, so despite my house being infested with a demanding overseas intruder – my dear elderly mother from California, expecting my attention – I was off shortly after breakfast to “clear the carbon deposits from the carburetors” as we used to say.

I toyed with the idea of ringing up my riding buddy Manfred, but decided better of it as I what I really needed to do most was maximize my time away from the obligations of home by converting dead dinosaurs into global warming. No flap-jawing about when to meet, where to go, and when-do-you-have-to-be-back – just one steady stream of carbon emissions laid down over the hills and into the Alps as far as possible within my time-away allotment. A solo jaunt fit better with my other goals anyway, as I wanted to concentrate on polishing up the basic skills which had rusted the last four months, as well as do a comprehensive machine/riding gear field test.

Now, I readily admit to lusting heartily after other machines during the off season, Actually, I’m always in a state of lust for any number of bikes I don’t have. But sometime around mid-December every year I become convinced my life will be just oh-so-much better and next riding season will be oh-so-much more fulfilling if I would just have a shiny new adrenaline factory to sit astride in the coming year. My heavy old plodding work mule? Iron age! I need something better, dammit! Newer, faster, and for sure a lot more expensive!

This winter it’s been the new Triumph Tiger, my report of which you’ve read. Even as recently as last Saturday while it was pissing down rain, I was at the Trumpet dealer looking at the improved-saddle ABS version of the new Tiger. In blue, my favorite color. It looked hot.

But today, wheeling Ol' Blue, my trusty ol’ 2002 1150GS out of the driveway, I was struck by how much affection it is possible to have for a machine which truly suits. Underway, after any trepidation of making a rookie mistake had faded away I was struck by just how much fun I was having. I let out a whoop like Jeff Sabo getting the hot new flight attendant’s phone number. I said – out loud – “Yeah, man, yeah! This is it. THIS bike suits me down the ground. This absolutely rocks.” True Zen happiness settled in and I didn’t think about wanting another bike again.

So Ol' Blue and I rocked out over the hills here and into the Austrian Alps for 150 kilometers, and I came back a happy man. My bike works, my kit works, riding season is officially underway. March Forth indeed!

I told Sabine later, “Thank you for letting me go riding today. You’d have had every right to say ‘She’s your mother, you stay home and keep her company.’ But I want you to know it was the right thing to tell me to go riding. I’m much happier and better adjusted now. And just so you know, if I hadn’t gone, our marriage would have collapsed under the burden of my resentment. So good call.” She just laughed.

Highlights:

Summer-weight gloves with the grip heaters set at 50% the whole time
Not having a single close call due to bad judgment or over-eagerness
Passing in one clean swoop four cars who were all stuck nose-to-tail up a hill behind a slow van
The unlimited visibility of winter, with springtime temperatures – the Alps were stunning
The camaraderie expressed by every passing bike – we all waved
Taking some photos for the scrapbook to remember this especially good beginning to a riding season. Like this one: